eat. point. shoot.

Or do we?

Dude From PA — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:24:52 +0000

Barbara: So, do you think my daughter will like this doll?

Hardware Store Owner: Sure, all girls like pretty dollies, don’t dey?

Barbara: They just, well, they look a little banged up.

Hardware Store Owner: Donchoo worry Ma’am. These are tip top condition. All our employees are instructed NOT to play with the toys.

Barbara: okay, I guess I’ll take the one in the red sweater.

Paint Department Clerk: Awww geez, that’s my favorite!

Hardware Store Owner: Zip it, Bob!

Honey, park the car!

Dude From PA — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:29:55 +0000

The Queen was shocked when Bob the worker bee found a spot right out front, just inside the yellow curb where the hive wouldn’t get a ticket.

A Stick Story

Dude From PA — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:15:04 +0000

Henry, the pile of sticks, grew numb to Bobby the Rake calling him a fagot. “He’s so stupid,” Henry thought, “I’m not even bundled.”

A Man’s Home is his Castle

Dude From PA — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 02:31:45 +0000

“Maw, you gatta come see. I done bilt us a cass’l to live in.”

It was a very late lunch.

fbelardo — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:38:07 +0000

Over the hills of Jersey City from our Hoboken apartment in New Jersey.

Idyllic PA Farm Scene

Dude From PA — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:33:53 +0000

Rupert the rhinoceros got a pretty good gig in the Animal Witness Protection program. He got to be a goat, on an idyllic Pennsylvania farm in the United States. But he is still haunted by the visions of the Columbus Day fire and chemical tragedy of 2008 at his father’s wire factory. So while the crocodile gangsters will never find him, he stays far away from the fence.

Stumpy’s New Hat

Dude From PA — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:28:59 +0000

Stumpy, normally very conservative, went out on a limb with his new orange hat on the first day of school. Even so, he still went unnoticed by both the birds and the bees. He began to wonder if short guys like him didn’t belong in high school.

Catepillar Round 2

fbelardo — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:56:32 +0000

This guy really likes parsley.

K.Y.O.C. for lunch today

Dude From PA — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 01:58:53 +0000

It’s kill your own critter day at the company picnic tables. I went for the rabbit, but it looks like the guy who sat here before me chose the groundhog.

Animal-azing!

Dude From PA — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:20:57 +0000

Sparky second guessed his decision to leave the fire company crew after the first week of the traveling fair. That boxer n the balance beam was no competition, but who knew there’d be tigers? To top it off, he thought, that third show on Saturday is a real pain in the ass.